The Doctor Who Mistakenly Told Kelly Clarkson She Had Cancer is Dead to Me.

Poor Kelly. Poor, poor, Kelly. My sweet Clarks. I wish you told me sooner. I remember watching the 2006 Grammys and thinking to myself, "Hmm, Kelly seems a bit off today. I wonder if she was mistakenly told she has cancer this morning." I wish I was wrong when you won for "Since You've Been Gone." Seriously though, the balls on this doctor. Having "You have cancer, enjoy the Grammys!" turn into "Oops, my bad, this OTHER person has cancer," is some fucked up shit. Kelly is up on stage worrying her tits off that she might have to literally lose her tits while some other woman is sipping Mai Tais while her lymph nodes are metastasizing. You disgust me, Dr. Itsnotatumor. Burn in hell.